Zheng3’s Household Hints


Organize stray pushpins by sticking them into a super bouncy ball.

This is a great way to occupy a child for fifteen minutes so that you can get just an iota of work done because could you just stop asking me for stuff every five minutes on summer vacation and go read a book or something wait here’s some pushpins do this.

Also: is a proto-morningstar. Just add #2 pencil haft. SHUT YO MOUTH!

I’m just talkin’ about haft.

What do you think?