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Joining The Horde plugs you into the vast and motley network of signal fires, goblin criers, temple gongs, kobold-o-grams, palantirs, flares, and mycoid spores Zheng3 uses to communicate new goings on: blog posts, new models in The Forge, Kickstarters, reports of adventurer incursions, and other assorted items of interest to the denizens of the Underdark.

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All new initiates must consume a live, corpse-fattened plague rat and keep from retching for at least twenty minutes.


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Lao Zheng is a huge fan of Internet pseudonymity, so feel free to use a fake username in your signup. We’ll only use this list for our own nefarious porpoises and won’t sell or redistribute it to anyone else.

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