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Rock Out With Your Cock Out


cock ring

I’m taking a little break from designing Magic: The Gathering tokens to design this 3D printed cock ring before my enthusiasm for the idea peters out. It’s a simple design, so it shouldn’t be too hard on your printer.

download I already had 90% of the rooster model from my Flamingo Among Chickens design, so it wasn’t much work to give it some feet and attach it to the base from my wildly-successful Nose Ring.

Printing at 100% scale fits on an average adult ring finger and is easy to put on and remove. An 85% scale print would comfortably fit an adult pinky.

I’ve got plenty more models, including the Nose Ring over at The Forge. Check ’em out.

A thousand quatloos to the first person to print this design in wood.

3D Printed April Fools’ Gags

The rolling format of this blog is such that a model might slip through the cracks if you missed it the first time around, so here are three designs I did a while ago that are apropos for April Fools’ Day.

Ye olde boxing-glove-on-an-arrow schtick: download here.

boxing glove arrow

Ye olde arrow-through-the head schtick, using a #2 pencil as the arrow shaft: download here.

nose ring

And ye olde nose ring, download here, or buy one on Shapeways here!

nose ring

These models are ditributed under the Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 US license. Please remix and enjoy.

Wanna see my nose ring?

nose ring

“Wanna see my nose ring?”

So begins my kids’ newest favorite gag.

You can download the STL for this model and print it yourself. Print in two pieces and then snap together. A little glue might be helpful but probably isn’t necessary.

It’s sized for an adult finger but as long as you scale the nose and the ring equally, resizing for smaller hands shouldn’t be a problem.

This model is distributed under the Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 US license. Please remix and enjoy.

UPDATE: You can buy a Zheng3 Nose Ring on Shapeways now! Click here to get it printed in stainless steel and sent to you!